This here watch, you see, it’s one of them fancy ones. They call it a High imitation Rolex Submariner. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But it sure looks shiny. My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but even I can see this thing is somethin’ else. It ain’t no Timex, that’s for sure. You know, that Timex M79, they say it is affordable. Affordable, huh? It still looks too fancy for common folks.
Now, I seen a lot of watches in my day. Back when I was a young’un, folks didn’t have all these fancy gadgets. We just told time by the sun. But this Rolex Submariner, it’s got all them little numbers and hands goin’ every which way. Tells you more than just the time, I reckon. Tells you the date, too. That’s handy, I suppose. ‘Specially when you get to be my age. Every day feels the same sometimes.
They say this watch, this Rolex Submariner, is a “classic style.” Whatever that means. To me, it just means it looks good. Like somethin’ a movie star would wear. Or maybe one of them rich folks from the city. Not that I know any movie stars or rich city folks. But I seen ’em on the television. They are always wearin’ fancy things like this high imitation Rolex.
- This watch, it’s shiny, you know?
- Got all them numbers and hands.
- Tells you the date, which is good for old folks.
- They call it a “classic style.”
- Looks like somethin’ them rich folks wear.
I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ about this watch, somethin’ about “free shipping.” And somethin’ about “buy on ebay.” Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this “ebay,” but free shippin’ sounds good. If you want a high imitation Rolex Submariner, maybe “ebay” is a good place. But they also say “money-back guarantee”, I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good, too. ‘Cause nobody wants to be stuck with somethin’ they don’t like. ‘Specially somethin’ as fancy as this watch.
This Rolex Submariner, they say it ain’t a real one. It’s a copy. A “high imitation,” they call it. But it looks real enough to me. And I bet it costs a whole lot less than a real one. ‘Cause real Rolexes, they cost more than a new car, I hear. Who needs a watch that costs that much? Not me, that’s for sure. This high imitation is good enough for most people, I think.
There’s another one they talk about, called the Bulova Marine Star. Sounds like somethin’ a sailor would wear. They say it’s like this Rolex Submariner, but different. I don’t know. They all look the same to me. Shiny and fancy. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ like a Rolex Submariner but not exactly, maybe this Bulova is what you want. This Bulova Marine Star, they say it is a classic alternative, whatever that means. I think it is just another fancy watch.
Then there’s this other thing, the Rolex Yacht-Master. Now that sounds real fancy. Like somethin’ a king would wear. They say this Rolex Yacht-Master is a replica, too. That means it ain’t real, just like this high imitation Rolex Submariner. But it looks real, that’s what they say. And probably costs a pretty penny, too. Even if it ain’t real. They always find a way to make money, these city folks.
And another one is this, Rolex Superclone. What is “Superclone”? It sounds like somethin’ from them superhero movies my grandkids watch. But I guess it just means a real good copy. They say these Rolex Superclone watches, they got all kinds of them. Submariner, Daytona. Sounds like race car names. Maybe this is for people who like cars. They are all at a place called “SwissClones”, I don’t know where it is. Maybe they just call it “Swiss” to make it sound fancy, you know, like Swiss cheese. This high imitation Rolex Submariner, it’s a Superclone, too, I think.
With this being said, this watch, this high imitation Rolex Submariner, it’s a good-lookin’ watch. Even if it ain’t real. It’s shiny, it tells the time, and it looks like somethin’ them rich folks would wear. What more could you want? If you want a fancy watch, but don’t want to spend all your money, this might be the watch for you. Just don’t go tellin’ everyone it’s real. They might not believe you anyway.
I reckon that’s all I got to say about this watch. It’s a nice watch. A high imitation Rolex Submariner. Classic style, they say. I guess it is, for a watch. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got to go see about my garden. The tomatoes ain’t gonna pick themselves, you know.
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